10.30.2007

new zealand is nothing


if not polite.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

See, it Depends Upon the Context

Where signage is more grammatical,
And linguistic prudes may be fanatical,
We think it best to insert a "the"
Before a mention of the canis specie.
(Unless this is a warning to this end:
Against consuming man's best friend).

Anonymous said...

i'd rather consume man's best friend than woman's best friend.

Anonymous said...

It's probably a chiawuawua (they couldn't afford a Rottweiler), so it's a request--like "Would you mind putting up a good front as if we had a decent guard dog?" I once encountered a gate on a yard that said "Please,no pets!" Of course, from inside the yard it looked more like: "!step on ,esaelP" My sheltie had to point out the irony.