nightmare: wedding fruitcake

i was up for an hour last night after waking up in a panic because my wedding cake was a fruitcake.

i've always vowed not to tackily smoosh cake into my bride's mouth, but a fruitcake could change my mind.... i would rather crumble and smoosh a piece of fruitcake to death than know it's sitting out there for someone to eat.

starfish

This is the first star fish I have ever seen living naturally in the sea.

It is the 741st duck.

window display

Even twisted mass murderers need glasses from somewhere.

This window display suggests "OPSM" is their primary supplier.

Eyjafjallajökull: 1, Wedding: 0

We bought New Zealand Wedding Invites from a New Zealand webpage with New Zealand dollars -- but they actually ship from the UK.

And it turns out they're "stranded somewhere in the backlog caused from Eyjafjallajökull"

Eyjafjallajökull: 1
Wedding: 0