how many sheets?

how many sheets are on your toilet paper roll?

NZ has 190.

it feels like i'm ALWAYS changing the roll.

simply books. really.

either water bottles have started to put a lot more on their labels or simply books isn't simply books.

options

walking home, i was hungry and found $1 hot dogs from a charity drive. i was happy and fulfilled eating my dog until i got home.... my flatmate was walking one street over and they had free hot dogs over there....

this has been a food post. aye caramba.

sorry earth

today the recyclers rejected our recycling.
their note included 10 possible reasons... but none of them applied to my trash.
so i dumped the recycling in the regular garbage.
sorry earth.
it's not your fault.
i also chased a cat down my front steps waving a shoe.
you just picked the wrong day to cross me.

home james

i've picked out my flight home.

but i'm afraid to buy it because a fare sale MUST be around the corner.
plus, it will cost $400 more to get home than it did to get here.
and if a different carrier takes me, i'd have enough miles for a free domestic flight.

cornea-copia of problems

how i've seen the world since the belated turkey day meal on sunday

cause of glasses bow destruction :: 1/2 blue striped sweater, 1/2 my head


anatomy of my old glasses :: blueprints for my parents to find me a new pair state-side


otherwise this will be my new style

***** UPDATE *****

my two potentially new frames

bad houseguest

our kurrent houseguest pees all over the toilet without discrimination. it's disgusting. i have never seen so much urine dispersed over such a great area. he has obviously never read everybody poops or met a gentleman of larry david's caliber.

i barely understand men who pee standing up, let alone one with negative forty-five kommon kourtesies towards their host.