tax academy awards speech

thanks² :: turbo tax for free eFiling for half-year workers
thanks² :: me for having the sense to take half a tax year off
thanks² :: the generous people of minnesota for giving me money i could give to the government to eventually get back in a massive sum.

new boat

i bought a new boat. it's not much to look at, but the salesman assured me it was ocean-ready. someday i hope to add a mast, a motor and maybe even an anchor. this weekend i'll paint it white so it doesn't stick out as much.