biggest booger

half the public understandably wanted to see the biggest booger i've ever seen. half didn't.

in keeping with my life theme of freedom, i shall post it, but force you to click to see it. that way, one can't accidentally see the most awesome photo ever.

finger shown for reference purposes only.

contest :: pre-won

i entered my first screenwriting competition, thus pre-winning it.

results to be made official this august.