Showing posts with label signage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label signage. Show all posts

8.29.2009

hippies

 

damn california hippies.

8.19.2009

really?


SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!
concrete blocks?
really?

8.29.2008

signage


how do i get around campus?


the answer is blocked by construction....

7.08.2008

uDecide :: face of your gym


option 1


option 2

small town new zealand
the poster child for your gym
which is preferred?

7.07.2008

toy library


coolest NZ discovery :: a toy library
check out toy for a few weeks
return
check out a new toy for a few weeks

how did we not have this growing up?

4.30.2008

optional or necessity


yard sign :: optional or necessity?

4.29.2008

common sense :: revisited


common sense :: revisited
>don't drink toilet water<

avoid a phone



yes, RV camping is a good way to avoid a phone.

4.27.2008

directions :: waterfront



directions to waterfront
at best :: misleading
at worst :: completely wrong

no internet


attention one.
attention all.

this grocery store does NOT have internet access.
stop pestering the butcher for your email.

3.29.2008

presidential funding


after shooting himself in the food with campaign finance reform, mccain turns to international pizza sales

not news :: "family" pizza
news :: "meatlover"

3.27.2008

donation box


airport :: donation box
closest you can spell "sex" with currency symbols

3.26.2008

1st and 1st


"Wait a minute, how can a street intersect into itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!" - Cosmo Kramer

in my cold-induced deliria, i not only found the nexus of the universe, but i had good enough sense to photo it.

3.10.2008

sign :: punked out


wellington is a punk-er city than i have lived in.
even their construction signs have wide gauge nose rings.
perhaps that will be my next adventure...

3.06.2008

non-standard computer graphics car


advertisement :: side of bus
product :: I.T. training class

note :: a non-standard photo of a computer scientist was used

2.11.2008

english, see dialects


i read this sign [english] many times.
all i understand is "with jam"

2.04.2008

rule 72bcx98 section g paragraph 21.3


i read through the employee manual so my final day of work will go smoothly:

"facial hair of any type must not be grown whilst at work"

[i will measure my facial hair at the beginning and end of my shift to verify i have not been focusing on beard growth while on the clock]

1.15.2008

advertizement :: domino's


the christchurch domino's
delivering pizza and more since 1991

10.30.2007

new zealand is nothing


if not polite.