project tedium is dully noted

project tedium is in full swing.

see for yourself at DullyNoted.blogspot.com.

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thanks to everyone who has posted entry.

announcement :: project tedium

first june week :: new project
codename :: project tedium
real name :: released as soon as i think of a blog name that's not taken

rationale :: experimentation in group blogging
participation :: mandatory if you have a google account

project details :: in the vein of my recent entry,boring log [post-sneeze], i want a collection of very simple blog entries articulating how you opened a door, switched off a light, turned your stereo down or opened your yogurt carton.

blogs are criticized for their mundane-ness. i want to take this to an absurd level.

this weekend you will be invited to join the blog.

batman quote of the week

batman quote of the week

batman: don't ever cry on my tights again

raindrops

raindrops on clothesline, dusk
shot with flash

i adore adam west

i adore adam west.

playing the TV loud to annoy my neighbors, i learned batman was on during lunch.

the joker called "lucky pierre" the best--and luckiest--criminal attorney... after batman verified the number was local.

later adam west remarked it's not often a bachelor like himself gets a delicious homecooked meal--then excused himself as a bachelor and spinster ought not be alone unchaperoned. of course, his real motivation was the bat signal.

let's not forget the bat fly swatter--used since the bat bug bomb was in the bat mobile--to kill an algerian fruit fly infected with sleeping sickness

sunday paper cuts :: may 25

More new cuts at SundayPaperCuts.com

holiday, observed

please observe the holiday [amerikan] this weekend. i am mentally preparing for thanksgiving. it's 50 degrees. i expect snow soon.

sorry earth

today the recyclers rejected our recycling.
their note included 10 possible reasons... but none of them applied to my trash.
so i dumped the recycling in the regular garbage.
sorry earth.
it's not your fault.
i also chased a cat down my front steps waving a shoe.
you just picked the wrong day to cross me.

b[oring]log :: post-sneeze

i reached my right arm a foot and a half, drew the white tissue to my nose and forcefully exhaled twice through my nasal passage.

equation

i've been sick and spending all day at home.
a musician lives below me.
he spends all day practicing the same guitar riff.
did i mention it's the same riff.
he doesn't always get it right.
guitar murder is illegal here.
:(