attention everyone still in 2009: happy new years, but do not enter 2010. giant robots with nerve gas have taken over the earth. we sent a man back into the past and hope he can head off the robot attack before you reach the next decade.
p.s. the robots are repulsed by bananas. stock up while there's still time. (and if the time traveling hero succeeds, at least bananas are good for your health).
UPDATE: As of Jan 2nd, everything is back to normal. The time traveler succeeded!
12.31.2009
happy new years
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Uh, hi, Control, this is special agent The Bryster. Did you send me back with 7 bananas, or just 6? Because I would _swear_ it was 7 bananas. And I kinda ate 6 of them. So... can I use banana bread? Or banana cream pies? Banana flavored jelly beans? Or, wait, how about regular bananas, except just the peels? That'll totally work, right?
Special Agent Bryster: please report back for medical testing. I fear you may have potassium poisoning.
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