new language: -am

Quite often I find myself introducing people like: "This is my friend John. He loves dams and he likes ham".

But why do those two facts about John need to be separate? Isn't there a way to simplify?

YES! the suffix -am implies "and ham".

When added to any word, -am implies "and ham". For example: "This is my friend John. He loves damams."

It works anywhere:
* I love your babyam.
* She's a real thinkeram.
* The Louisihaman cheated on his wifam.
* Can I interest you in Green Eggsam, Sam?
* Forget about the Duchess of Buckinghamam.
* He served in 'namam.