5.13.2008

first :: stood up


today i was stood up for the first time. ever.
no email.
no text.
no call.
everything worked out since i had a book [amber spyglass]. quite enjoyed the unexpected time to myself.

but since my one friend has now become unreliable, it may be time for a second. i emailed a hammock importer i met at a party my plans for how he can bodyslam an elephant:

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, with that kind of wisdom to offer potential friends, I'm sure you'll have no trouble recruiting a few more!

Anonymous said...

a wrestling master, like myself, can smell sarcasm a mile away. your sacrasm has been BODYSLAMMED, eve.

Unknown said...

If someone can make a career out of importing hammocks...wow. It reminds me of the Jump to Conclusions Mat, except this idea actually worked.

Anonymous said...

there's NO mexican influence here, so he's kind of a pioneer. who wouldn't want a hammock?