2.25.2008

procured :: girlfriend [real]


my girlfriend [real, pictured :: right]
is a lounge singer
and works at this general store.

we met cleaning rubbish from the cinema.

when she asked if i wrestled black bears in MN, i became smitten. [yes, i do wrestle them if you are called for verifyability]

she also writes musicals about imaginary lands.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

So I guess this makes it official. I'll expect a phone call from M&D shortly...

Anonymous said...

Wow...wow...

koo' said...

shes soooooooooooooooo pretty. wow.

p.s. i don't think gf's appreciate the term "procured"

Anonymous said...

>procured< is the terminology of this blog. the voice of gb is modern-day straktospheria.

Anonymous said...

Stunning resemblance to Princess Fergie, without the inbreeding.

Anonymous said...

she's actually had plastic surgery to look like her... which is why she's supportive of my margaret thatcher ambitions...

Anonymous said...

Perhaps at the counter, Sir?

Amidst your joy,
I weep for me.
(Cafes seldom offer
Tables set for three.)

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure about tables, but I think they make wheels for three.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least some good came out of working at the movie theatre!

Anonymous said...

Phone call received.

Tom said...

hmmm. Black bears?
I'll cover for you Generation Bob!