2.27.2008

conspiracy theory :: facebook


the cia is in league with facebook
to create a database
of birthdays
so that everyone
with a valid US mailing address
gets a proper birthday greeting from uncle sam.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw a commercial the other day for the iphone and it used facebook as the hook. Like it's not enough to check your facebook anytime you're near a computer, but you need immediate access on your phone. I think I died a little inside.

Anonymous said...

i'm surprised there was any of you left to die, given how much you check the evil friend empire...