amerika :: our time together is short.
anyone have some truly amerikan suggestions for my last weekend on the sweet soil of freedom?
***** UPDATE *****
for day amerika, i...
- drove around wasting gas
- while listening to country music
- ate a hamburger
- stayed un-informed
- had unlimited pop refills
- gained weight
- went to suburban malls
- dove into a bargain bin [$1 DVDs at walmart]
- bought stuff i didn't need
- was loud in public
4 comments:
Onion rings. They are unheard of elsewhere.
Things to Look Backward To
Further to what was writ above:
Why leave behind what we all love
For a future endless bad dream:
A country void of Krispy Kreme!
---- In witness whereof:
New Zealand: Some Not-So Important Answers To Some Important Questions!
“Do they have Krispy Kreme Doughnut shops there?” The answer is, and I hate to disappoint anyone with severe sugar addiction, no, they do not. Nor to our knowledge are there any Dunkin’ Donuts either…sad but true. We’re still puzzled as to what the local police do on their breaks. It seems that Kiwis have either bypassed the sugar-coated fad or decided that the advantages of being obese just aren’t worth the time. Although they are, per capita, the second largest consumers of ice cream in the world.
(Source Hint: Google for "New Zealand Kreme")
call a 651 number for a reasonable price one last time.
go to target one last time.
take a decent (water pressure, temerature) shower for the very last time.
Eat a hot dog, man. Just for ol' times sake.
Eat some apple pie while you're at it, and why not see if you can get a Blizzard at an all-American Dairy Queen while you're still here.
Aside from food, make sure to get your fill of driving on the right side of the road but the left side of your car. Unless, that is, they drive the same way in NZ that we do here.
Get a copy of "Fargo" before you leave. If you're ever pining for Minnesota, you can pop it in and get your fill of the Great North and Steve Buscemi!
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