4.30.2008

optional or necessity


yard sign :: optional or necessity?

4.29.2008

common sense :: revisited


common sense :: revisited
>don't drink toilet water<

avoid a phone



yes, RV camping is a good way to avoid a phone.

4.28.2008

new segment :: sunday.paper.cuts




trial basis :: new segment
name :: sunday paper cuts
frequency :: every sunday

newspaper cut into headlines, stories, new captions to pictures or new words to cartoons.

4.27.2008

directions :: waterfront



directions to waterfront
at best :: misleading
at worst :: completely wrong

no internet


attention one.
attention all.

this grocery store does NOT have internet access.
stop pestering the butcher for your email.

4.22.2008

pictures :: south island :: mid-trip update


blowhole :: over 20 feet tall with a big enough wave
coolness factor :: 10


cave built of ice by A GLACIER
blue color is authentic.


mountain range, black and white
across from castle hill, which i took by storm


tree in lake wanaka
no lady or sword.


pancake rocks [syrup extra]

4.14.2008

NOTICE OF REDUCED POSTING

***** MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT *****
effect until april 28 :: 2008

generationbob.com will contain minimal new material

i am on vacation, enjoying mountains.
***** /MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT *****

4.11.2008

URGENT :: DREAMPOSTCARDS


***** URGENT HELP REQUEST ******

i love postsecret.com [a place where people anonymously send their deepest, darkest secrets].

i want to make a version [positive] of that webpage where people mail me their secret dreams and ambitions: what they would love to do with their life if there were no restrictions--their biggest dreams.

to start: i will "hide" postcards with my address, postage and instructions around new zealand. but hopefully i'll get unsolicited cards once the word gets around.

FROME YOU, i need a good name....

things like secretdream and dreampost.com are taken.... but what do you think about dreampostcards.com ??? it's available.

* do you have a better name?

* can you improve upon this project somehow?

i hope to start hiding postcards within 48 hours.

***** /URGENT HELP REQUEST ******

frozen coke


frozen coke reminds me of home. i had a frozen coke [slash frozen yogurt] maker that got a lot of use. it had a santa bear on it [side track].

i also used to frequent >the big boy< a drive-thru-only restaurant, which would serve me a frozen coke, fries and a hamburger flying style [burger prepared in a "sandwich maker" so the edges were sealed--perfect for pilots]

today i saw an ad for f-coke and wanted one so i could be home. sadly, the close mcdonalds didn't sell it, so i had to walk 267 steps to the far mcdonalds.

i made sure to buy the biggest size and walk back to the close mcdonalds so it could see me enjoying my childhood.