god's sign

found :: answer to job woes
problem[new] :: finding a dog

ripe bananas

i bought 42 ripe bananas for $1.50USD.
the allure overcame me.
now i must figure out how to process 42 ripe bananas.
soon.

still unemployed

for the first time in a job interview, i refused to lie.
i did not get the job.
a five week christmas break is "excessive".

the cinema will have to wait until january.

funny fists

the last couple nights i've developed three little bumps/rashes/bites on my left hand. they're starting to form the southern cross... i wonder if it's some sort of kiwi stigmata.

dream fight sequence

imagine :: the best action movie ever.
imagine :: the coolest hand-to-hand fight sequence.
answer :: what interesting objects are they using as weapons?

bad houseguest

our kurrent houseguest pees all over the toilet without discrimination. it's disgusting. i have never seen so much urine dispersed over such a great area. he has obviously never read everybody poops or met a gentleman of larry david's caliber.

i barely understand men who pee standing up, let alone one with negative forty-five kommon kourtesies towards their host.

site announcement

new feature :: quiz
experimental phase AA44CC

try it out, directly to your left

right and wrong

tip[1] :: use hands to pick up large popcorn tubs


tip[2] :: scoop ice-cream on the top of a cone, not the tip

useful life lessons i learned during my "on the job experience".
within 36 hours i hear whether i passed and will be offered a job at local cinema.

creativity, explained

take one object :: phonebook


then another :: nuts


combine in an unforeseen way

new boat

i bought a new boat. it's not much to look at, but the salesman assured me it was ocean-ready. someday i hope to add a mast, a motor and maybe even an anchor. this weekend i'll paint it white so it doesn't stick out as much.