dreams

i have lots of dreams that start with peeps like this.... but where's the cream egg forest???

white bait

i got to try the new zealand delicacy of "white bait fritters".... can you spot the eyes?

wedding prep

good bye beloved belt and sneakers... i have a wedding to get ready for...

"mr hooker bear"

some days i don't think i'll ever understand new zealand....

i don't need no steenkin weendows

we thought it was okay that our studio apartment doesn't really have a window.... until we saw the view that others have. now i really want a window. anyone have a spare?

more street art

sometimes street art is sadder than paint on a wall.... sometimes it plain out makes you cry.... how many other ice-cream cones has this guy ruined?

how many...

which switch

which switch do you want to switch?

and why do red dots make them so much more enticing?

nz pi day

happy pi day (new zealand)

walking speed

today i found out that i walk at exactly the speed of the stock ticker. sadly, that means i only know the price of sky city (not to be confused with cloud city according to wookiepedia)

rudest person

i met the rudest person ever.

i was walking to the markets when i heard "hey you" repeated over and over until i realized it was me.

i walked to the old lady in the car.

"get my wheel chair out of the trunk."

blunt. i was taken back, but got her wheel chair for her.

i set it in front of her open car door and she said:

"turn it around. i'm not pushing it."

i spun it around and said "everything good?" as i walked away. it doesn't feel good to help mean people.

super jesus

watch nbc before leno for the new hit drama, the chronicles of super jesus.

street art helps the world

how would this kid have ever learned to draw giraffes if it wasn't for street art?

my chilean earthquake

this is the water level normally in wellington


this was the level when the mini-tsunami hit from the chilean earthquake. it's amazing an earthquake across the world can do this.

stubby bananas

i'm hungry, but i'm not sure i can bring myself to eat a stubby banana.

plastic wrapped veg

koo: this is why they plastic wrap food at target... so you don't have stick the price tag right to the food.

shopping cart

i found my ideal job: shopping cart grease monkey. it's got all the manly traits of an auto mechanic... but something that i could actually handle.