so torn

i'm so torn... wait for the bus to work or check out the totally rad toy sale... hmmm...

an apple a day...

i wonder if he realizes you need to buy those first?

implications

so what exactly is this sign implying?

television

 

some days you just want to re-inact television.

(too bad we weren't watching "desparate housewives")

headset

I was looking for a new headset to Skype to New Zealand, when I came across this review:

"I have read many stories from Australians detailing their struggle to be understood when talking to Americans [on Skype], so this is most likely no fault of the headset mic, but one of an accent barrier."

I wonder if the same accent barrier applies to New Zealanders? If so, I better not get this headset.

baking soda and powder

my friend has an unborn baby who is psychic that she has named after her favorite breakfast food.

that psychic baby warned me that one of my weekend baking projects would not turn out and sure enough my banana muffins were awful and bitter.

i guess "not measuring" the baking soda and powder, just dumping it, and thinking "oh well, too much will make the muffins poofier" doesn't always work out for a guy.

mountain dew and cigarettes

every afternoon about an hour before i leave for a day, a couple meets outside my window. they each drink a mountain dew and finish a cigarette.

then

they hope the fence, leave their bags on the other side and disappear into the woods for 15 minutes before returning.

is it for sex or drugs?

mailbox location?

how far away from your house should you put your mailbox?
(A) attached to your house
(B) at the end of your driveway
(C) across the street, over the fence, in the middle of interstate construction.

nonopoly

cnn ran this image.

cnn has obviously never played monopoly before.

pride parade

i took this "exposing animal suffering" picture at the pride parade, but i couldn't tell if it was a clever float title or sorely misplaced legs.

:life_reboot

begin << :LIFE_REBOOT

personal_laptop.wipe().reinstall()

apartment.new()
city.new()
country.new()
life.new(
   log_to => blog.reLaunch(08/07/09))
)

end