11.23.2018

Happy Black (Bean) Friday!



To celebrate the day after Thanksgiving, I boiled up some dried beans and put them into 1/2 cup portions in the freezer.  Happy Black (Turtle Bean) Friday ya'll.

9.20.2018

Suburban Fence Mirror



The other day I was watching as two two kids were playing together -- but each one of them was on their side of the chain link fence.  What amazed me most was that each kid had exactly the same toys.  Every time one of them switched toys, the other one had a matching copy.  It was a freaky Twilight Zone Suburban Wire Fence Mirror.

6.15.2010

a strange and bizarre wellington plant








here are the six stages of a "wellington pinecone" (no idea what it's really called... but i've never seen a plant like it before)

6.14.2010

cadbury drinking chocolate change



you may not think people notice, cadbury, but it's pretty obvious you've started to stuff your drinking chocolate with "starch (maize or tapioca)"... that also explains why your drinks suddenly have fewer calories...

6.11.2010

this explains govt



this "government bookshop" explains a lot about the state of our country...

6.10.2010

you can never have enough



you can never have enough "bargain" at a garage sale...

wii fit: outdoors



they had this along the wellington harbor.... it's not quite a wii, but it probably gives you a better workout.

5.14.2010

nightmare: wedding fruitcake



i was up for an hour last night after waking up in a panic because my wedding cake was a fruitcake.

i've always vowed not to tackily smoosh cake into my bride's mouth, but a fruitcake could change my mind.... i would rather crumble and smoosh a piece of fruitcake to death than know it's sitting out there for someone to eat.

starfish



This is the first star fish I have ever seen living naturally in the sea.

It is the 741st duck.

5.13.2010

window display



Even twisted mass murderers need glasses from somewhere.

This window display suggests "OPSM" is their primary supplier.